Not for you, hypocrite.
Again...

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You may act like you think I'm bitter but it's only an act.
I just don't appreciate a negative, finger-pointing, know-it-all braggart.
If I was bitter, I would post incessantly about my smarts and your stupidity.
I would always predictably side with a narrative preconceived on a slant and make sure you know about it.
My bitterness would compel me to extoll my "qualifications" and demand others to justify their opinions so I can nitpick.
As usual, that bitterness would be very heavily masked in calling others bitter since I would have no justification for it.
I would always have to call out my traits in others because of the self-loathing I endure.
Far be it from me to have the maturity for self improvement. I like to hate me.
Please seat yourself.
I like the very things you hate.